What Crypto Could Be

What we're trying to build instead.

5/31/2025

Let’s start with the dream.

In its ideal form, a cryptocurrency is a community treasury — a pool of shared resources built by people who believe in a common mission. Every time someone uses the token, the treasury grows. Every time someone contributes, the community gets stronger. It’s money with values. A tool for coordination, not speculation.

That was the promise.

So… What Happened?

Instead of changing the world, crypto became another slot machine. A handful of people got rich. Most people got burned. “Community” became a buzzword, not a commitment. Greed took over the controls, and the mission — if there ever was one — got lost in the noise.

People learned to expect the worst: scams, pump-and-dumps, and influencer-driven chaos.

But here’s the thing: The underlying tools still work. We just need to use them better.

What Could a Better Crypto Look Like?

Imagine a token designed like a co-op, not a lottery ticket.

  • Every trade sends a small percentage to a shared treasury.

  • That treasury is governed by the community — not VCs, not founders.

  • Proposals are simple: someone wants to start a project, build something, or help someone else? The community votes.

  • If it passes, they get a grant or micro-funding.

In this world, you don’t need to go viral or pitch Silicon Valley to get support. You just need to show up with a good idea.

So What’s 501(meme)3?

It’s a little weird. On purpose.

We’re not a nonprofit — but we act like one.

We’re not a joke — but we use humor to survive.

We’re not here to sell you dreams — but we are dreaming of something better.

We believe the two biggest stressors in people’s lives — food and housing — are solvable. Not by waiting on institutions. Not by hustling harder, but by building a weird, generous, transparent ecosystem together — one that:

  • Makes people laugh

  • Funds real stuff (like down payments, garden projects, food co-ops)

  • Operates with radical honesty and low overhead

We’re not selling magic.

We're not getting political.

We’re offering a blueprint.

One step at a time. One meme at a time.

Let’s rebuild trust. Let’s move slow and fix things.

Welcome to the 501(meme)3 experiment.